This is my selfie. It was taken by… myself.
To be clear, this photo was not taken by someone else. It was taken by me, my own self.
I’m David. I’m 35, enjoy long walks along the bea… Oops, sorry that was someone else I copied (Melania Trump would be so proud of me rn).
I’m an aspiring sports journo in 2nd year. My idols are Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitl… Oops… sorry was copying Donald Trump’s bio, ‘Life as an Undercover Corn Husk‘.
Love my footy (Aussie Rules by the way. You know, the real football), and my tennis.
Look, I’m gonna be honest with you I’m late to class so sorry if I stop mid-sente
